A Cookbook for the Playboy Gentleman

A cookbook made for the sophisticated gentleman, to woo the eager gentlelady. Yup folks, this is a Playboy cookbook, and not just any cook book...its a gourmet cookbook. I found this badboy in my college library, and its all mine to keep. HUZZAH, gonna get my Playboy cooking freak on! Anydoodles, published in 1972 this book was never EVER checked out of the library, and that pretty much explains how I easily obtained it. When I first saw the book in the library stacks it didn't appear to be a Playboy production, but rest assured it truly is...

HAH! I would like to also acknowledge that....dammmmmm....that is one sexy logo.

Upon skimming the book, I can confirm to you all, that it truly is chalk full of sexual innuendos. You can't get more obvious than this...

When it serves 10 to 12 does that make it an orgy?

How about naturally activating those sexual aphrodisiacs with oyster pancakes...

Oyster Pancakes? Really? Really? How about Oyster Fritters you dumb horny man of a food writer.

Oh, and lets not forget about buttering up that gentlelady with snails cooked in almond butter. Like that sounds good...

Gentlelady would you like to butter my snail? ZING!

Then the books goes into the weird. Especially in the aspects of chapter names...

Cannot go without the most important food group...Pizza, Pasta, and Pancakes. Gotta make sure you get your daily percentage of 3 P's.

In the end folks just be jealous that I have the sexiest cookbook in all the land! Now excuse me while I go prep for...